1: New drinking game. Take a shot or drink a beer for every time og screams “WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY AREN’T YOU DOING IT FASTER?” Guaranteed to be hammered flat by six ayem.

2: Walking quickly through your office barefoot, and accidentally kicking the dog’s stuffed cow across the room AT the dog results in hilarity for all.

3: Walking quickly through your office barefoot, and accidentally kicking a 30 cal ammo can full of rimfire results in hilarity for all EXCEPT og.

Lord, I hope today is better.