I can’t listen to talk radio anymore. I can’t listen to music, because I fell asleep and drive off the road. I’m surrounded by nimrods everywhere I go, the people I share the road with are all allergic to their turn signals, those who are not seem to use them utterly at random, I am involved against my will in the most miserable product in the industry, and Dick Daley is still alive and being an ass.

Everyone needs an asswhipping. Go out and whip someone’s ass today, three or four if you can.