Actually, it’s called SUMMER, and though I dislike the heat, I’m glad to see it come back, after the last two disasters we had.

I’m not gonna be happy to see the electric bill.

Days like today, human anatomy being what it is, the normal scrotum expands to sometimes twice it’s size to allow the testes to hang further away from the body, keeping them cooler. And that’s normal ones, mine seem to billow out to the size of a weather balloon. leaving me with what looks like pink batwings glued with sweat and gold bond to the insides of my thighs.

Now, as you grumble through your day bitching, hold that mental image in your head, and be thankful you’re not me.