Chelsea Clinton to wed.
$2 million price tag.
As a father, I can tell you that I understand the parents want to make a big deal out of it, but $2 mil?
I know it’s horrible, but i can just hear Bill saying “I’m finally getting rid of that bucktoothed little troll! finally there’s only one thick thighed estrogen bomb in the house! Now if I could just get someone to take Hilly off my hands! It’s WORTH two mil to have her out of my house!”
Having just attended a wedding that probably topped $100K, I’m sort of mouth-agape at how you would spend 2 mil on a wedding.
Hell, mine only cost $15K and we thought it fairly opulent at the time.
Personally, I’m all for it. Getting the money out of a Clinton bank account and back into circulation amongst actual humans….. go for it.
Now, some crude folks would wonder where they acquired the scratch, since neither Clinton has held an actual job in a generation…. but that would be rude.
Could it be that 1.5 of that 2mil is a dowry, and the wedding itself is only $500k?
Kel and I were married for a hundred bucks.
But the real kicker is that we’ll be happy.
Ham, I spect it’s more like $1500 for the wedding and the rest is for the poor bastard to stay with her.
The only question that remains to be answered is whose money is actually paying for it? Based on their past history we can be pretty safe in figuring that the Clinton’s aren’t paying the bill.