If you’re a particularly well endowed woman.
And you’re wearing nothing but a thin, white, T shirt, and shorts.
And you’re jogging in high heat, high humidity conditions, so your Tshirt is totally soaked.
And you bounce around a lot as you run.

You might want to keep to the side roads. It’s just too disruptive of traffic, okay?

Especially, don’t stand at intersections and run in place. Nobody moves!!