Sami samir hassoun, a fine irish catholic lad, decided to overthrow the gummint of Chicaginois in an underpants-gnome-like plot of subversive whackiness.

Even when they aren’t the fanatics of a toxic ideology, muslims are nutbags. But let’s embrace them and their toxic ideology, because, well, live and let live, right?

This is the inherent fallacy of Libertarianism. Sometimes you just can’t let people live their own lives, because their idea of living their lives is FUCKING WITH YOU.

But I’m a bloodthirsty reactionary, so pay no attention to me.