The incidence of hemmoroidal flareups is intensely high
For that can be the ONLY REASON PEOPLE ARE DRIVING AS THEY ARE.
Seriously, what other reason could people have for driving at a consistent speed of ten or twelve miles an hour on 45 mph roads than the protection of their sensitive, fleshy nether grapes?
I have been running errands for TWO HOURS AND NOT ACCOMPLISING ANYTHING due to the IDIOTS THAT INFEST THE ROADS LIKE TICKS ON A MANGY DOG?
It’s been my experience that drivers like that are usually yapping on their phones, or texting.
This was mostly DWO- Driving While Old.
Maybe it’s of a piece with Kim du T’s pussification of America. They’ve ALL become woman drivers.
::ba-dump-bump::
Try the veal. I’ll be here all week.
M
There we were driving 12 miles under the speed limit calling you and you didn’t answer.
You missed the Marmite call.
There are photos.
They were not driving 12mph under, they were driving 12 MPH!!!!
It’s not that they have hemorrhoids, it’s the fact that their heads are stuck up their asses so it’s hard to see properly.
I always have to wonder how they can drive with both thumbs stuck up their butt.