Security Kabuki
I fly a good deal. Not what I used to, but still pretty often. I’m not bothered in the very least by the security kabuki, I understand how it works, and i avoid any trouble by being prepared.
I often find myself in lines full of people who have no idea how the system works, grousing and whining about the inconvenience and the loss of freedom etc.
I smile.
The tone is the same tone a child takes bitching about it’s bedtime. I know, I have a child, I hear it firsthand all the time. This cannot be avoided, people. Nobody will swing their magic wand and make it go away. You can choose not to fly. You can also choose to deal with it appropriately. It’s really not that big of a deal.
Do i think this is great? No. Do I think it’s helpful? No. Do I think there are way better ways to deal with airport security? Hell yes. But I cannot change it, so i deal with it.
I feel similarly about dealing with the license bureau. The medical profession in general. The banking industry. Hells bells, there are thousands of ways government and private industry intrude into our lives, both public and private. Visit an emergency room, if you want to talk about invasion of privacy, or loss of dignity. Hospitals count on you not caring because you’re sick or injured. Having seen this up close and personal from both sides of the desk, I can tell you it’s never pretty.
Sometimes the intrusiveness into our lives is a necesary evil, sometimes it’s an unnecesary evil. But it’s there, and it’s not going away. You can bitch about it, or you can realize that bitching about it is beneath you, and go on with your life.
Securty people are doing a job. Some are good at it, many suck rancid goat ass. Buit they can make your day go smoothly or make your life a living hell; to be rude to these people is the height of self destructive behavior. I’m unfailinly polite to all of those people, whether they deserve it or not- desk clerks, airline reservation clerks, waitesses, security guards. It costs me nothing to do so, and most of the time it makes my life immensely easier.
I always have a boatload of things on me that TSA doesn’t like. I also always have a boatload of things they wouldn’t like if they knew i had them on the plane. If I travel for business I always have tools, so I have to check baggage; slipping my knife and other things into the checked baggage is a non issue.
Many people refuse to deal with the bullshit, and I don’t blame them, why go out of your way to be annoyed.
I don’t annoy easily. That is to say, I’m always annoyed, but it takes a good deal more than the bullying bullshit of a TSA goon to raise my annoyance level very much.
Plus, I can invariably find the silver lining.
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It’s usually the same cry baby whiners who yell and scream the loudest for the Government to “do something” about every fkn thing they consider “wrong with society” that piss and moan the most when the Government actually DOES something to address their “fears” and “concerns”.
*eyeroll*
Yeah, there’s a lot of that, but there’s also a lot of normal people who dislike it, and I don’t blame them, but it’s not the biggest fish I have to fry by any measure.
Hot Damn!!!! Liberal gene found:
http://tinyurl.com/245h5v5
Now all we need is a Government Grant to research a cure. No amount of money is too great. If one Liberal life is “saved” it will be worth it. Let’s do it for the Children!!!
IF this isn’t the best argument for gene splicing (as in cutting that bastard into bits and pieces, not grafting it to some other gene) then I don’t know what is!
“Securty people are doing a job. Some are good at it, many suck rancid goat ass. Buit they can make your day go smoothly or make your life a living hell; to be rude to these people is the height of self destructive behavior. I’m unfailinly polite to all of those people…”
…because it gets me into the showers faster.
Wouldn’t want to monkeywrench anything, would we? ;)
Tam: If this is the hill on which you choose to die, that’s your choice. It’s not mine. I see a lot worse things going on every single day. I focus my attention where I can accomplish things. You tell me how to “Fix” this, I will. But you cannot.
Railing against that which you cannot change is a waste of effort, plain and simple.
No, abstaining from travel doesn’t and won’t work.
And I work in wooden shoes, not moncke wrenches.
“If this is the hill on which you choose to die…”
Funny, but I’m feeling remarkably alive. ;)
“Railing against that which you cannot change is a waste of effort, plain and simple.
No, abstaining from travel doesn’t and won’t work.”
I will leave you to ponder on the dichotomy of your own words. :)
Shall we all roll over and expose our bellies, maybe to be warmed by a bonfire of the wooden shoes we were to tame to throw? ;)
No dichotomy exists.
You flew, when you made it clear you would not.
What are you doing to fix this?
No, we shall not roll over. But if the tool I have is a nail, I will use it to burrow through a sheet of drywall. I will not attempt to use it on hoover dam.
“tame”? Yeah. I’m real tame.
Should the time come that someone leads me to the showers, I will be unfailingly polite to them, as well, by the way. But A lot of things will certainly happen between now and then, trust me. Today, and every other day, I scrape away at those walls, doing the things I can do. Niebuhr said, appropriately:
“God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference.” I strive for that wisdom. In this case it’s easy. Tell me what to do to fix this, and I’ll do it. No answer? I have answers to other things. I do those things.;)
Ahhh, but griping about it, verbalizing your displeasure is viral. Others hear, others who may be too meek or timid to vocalize their displeasure. Such a thing spreads the knowledge that the abused is not alone – that others share and revile the same treatment. Such things are where changes begin.
My displeasure with the Kabuki Security TSA theater is viseral and subconscious. My blood pressure raises automatically and there is nothing, me or my family, can do about it.
It is no different than being a volunteer victim to a crime….which in many ways IT IS.
On this one, Og, I totally and completely disagree with you.
Another reason I fight these reactions is it does nothing. A year ago I had to fly to Vancouver out of O’Hare. When I got to my hotel late that evening, my son and I discovered live 10mm rounds in my jacket that had gone through two Kabuki security screenings!!!!!
It is a COMPLETE FUCKING WASTE OF ALL OUR TIME and I resent it and that will never change…
All The Best,
Frank W. James
Frank: We are in complete agreement on the uselessness of TSA. I could not agree more.
But I will not let a government agency loaded with morons control my mood. I will be in control of my emotions, and nobody else. And no matter how much I hate something, I will not make it worse by being rude to those idiots. It is beneath me. They are beneath me. Standing in line whining like a petulant child does nothing to improve the situation, and in fact usually makes the TSA morons more rude and impossible to deal with.
To me it is no different than being forced to watch an intruder rape your daughter in front of you.
Great, practice your calm…
All The Best,
Frank W. James
When there’s a gun to your head, what else will you do? You will stand and watch your daughter get raped, that is what you will do. You can be as upset as you want. What are you going to do about it? Everyone tells me how I should feel. How I should be outraged. Not one person opens their mouth and says how to fix it. In the meantime, I’m as outraged as anyone, but I won’t let the situation control my emotions.
I just stand there with a big smile on my face laughing the whole time… at them…. while they “do their” pitiless “job”.
God have mercy on their wretched souls.
Libs, thanks for getting the point.
Indeed I do. I’d like to strangle the cocksuckers but that’ll just land me in the pokey being Tyrone’s bitch and won’t change a damn thing.
It just…. ain’t…. worth…. it.
Yet.
I get through it knowing these clowns ALWAYS miss something I carry with me… And by causing as much confusion among their ranks as possible by simply being dumb.
Og,
If you ever fly out of Indy, always go through the A Concourse Security. You can then cross over to B, if that’s where your gate is. The B Concourse (for Beginner) is always loaded with families and old people, most flying Southwest.
Does IND have the market cornered for most first-time flyers?