Do you suppose
that the next addition to the Hall of Presidents at Dibney will have wingnuthead with his teleprompters? Will the audioanimatronic president have ears that wiggle? they can use old animatronic dumbo parts.
From partner, who very nearly made coffee come out of my nose while suggesting it.
UPDATE: OH, JESUS. THEY DO.
From the page: “Reflective Captioning system is available“

Christ I’m done with this bullshit. Where is the rally point?
Well, “If a dream is (really and truly) a wish your heart makes”, then Obama ironically fits right in the Magic Kingdom, as “wishing and dreaming” are about the only thing he has which can even come close to qualifications for the job.
The only way I want to see an animatronic Obama at Disney’s Hall of Presidents is if Thomas Jefferson and George Washington are kicking the crap out of said animatronic PBO in a scene reminiscent of the fax attack scene of Office Space.