Here in the Chicago area they show the goddamned reruns of that shit on WGN.
One night when I still worked at Target, before work, I was in the breakroom and someone had that crap on. The entire story was about how what’s-her-face–played by Sarah Jessica “Horseface” Parker–was stressing out over breaking wind during sex.
That extrusion epitomizes shallow and vapid and if I could erase its existence from the universe, I would, without a second thought.
Out of curiosity, I watched a rerun episode where SJP was introduced to a handsome foreigner, spent a couple days with him, had sex, and woke up with him gone and $1,000 on the nightstand. She spent the whole episode worrying if that made her a prostitute. Short answer: Yes. Yes it does.
on 18 Nov 2010 at 12:16 pm Tennessee Budd
Makes me glad I only turn my TV on to watch a VHS or DVD movie. If I accidentally saw Scary Jessica Parker, even briefly, I’d have nightmares. That is a horse in high heels.
Except Sex and the City was on HBO
but yeah.
Shows how much I know.
Here in the Chicago area they show the goddamned reruns of that shit on WGN.
One night when I still worked at Target, before work, I was in the breakroom and someone had that crap on. The entire story was about how what’s-her-face–played by Sarah Jessica “Horseface” Parker–was stressing out over breaking wind during sex.
That extrusion epitomizes shallow and vapid and if I could erase its existence from the universe, I would, without a second thought.
Out of curiosity, I watched a rerun episode where SJP was introduced to a handsome foreigner, spent a couple days with him, had sex, and woke up with him gone and $1,000 on the nightstand. She spent the whole episode worrying if that made her a prostitute. Short answer: Yes. Yes it does.
Makes me glad I only turn my TV on to watch a VHS or DVD movie. If I accidentally saw Scary Jessica Parker, even briefly, I’d have nightmares. That is a horse in high heels.
I thought it was a documentary about sticks of beef jerky. One made of horse.
Had to laugh at the comments, I have thought of SJP as “horse face”for years, glad to know I’m not the only one,lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2Htd-l6W8