This new learning amazes me
Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. …
Actually, the new learning is more chemical/biological in nature.
Mild lactose intolerance+half a container of french onion dip= killer death farts.
The kind that leave a blue haze in the bedroom, and movement in bed releases a miasma of toxic fumes which shoot straight up your nose and can cause hemorraging.
better go make the ogwife some breakfast as a peace offering. Assuming she survived.
With great power comes great responsibility. Try to use your superhuman ability for good.
You might send in a life size cardboard Og cutout first. If it comes back with holes in it, wait a while…
Industrial respirators are readily available and one can buy cannisters for them that will obviate virtually all known toxic or nuisance organic gasses. Perhaps several could be purchased to place in strategic locations in your house. Might be less expensive than an E rooom visit to patch up bullet holes or kitchen knife slashes. Or perhaps more likely, removal of a large industrial strength stopper shoved up where the sun, nor any other normal (terrestrial) organisms live.
LOL
oh ho…. you didn’t… you did! you left your wife with your farts! lol