like Rahm Deadfish will be the new mayor of Chicago.

I was hoping he was just a stalking horse for someone else, but it looks like he’ll get the nod.

Just when Chicago was getting rid of one seasoned criminal, they replace him with another. God job, Windy City! dumbasses. You deserve what you get. I hope you get it good and hard, maybe you’ll figure it out.

Naaaah.