Word of the Day
Driving the oglet to school means that I often have to censor myself. This often means makng up new words to describe the idiots on the roads, having run out of the usual G rated expletives ages ago.
This mornings was “Ignoying” A combination of Ignorant and Annoying, it is useful in describing most Illinois drivers. “Get off the road you ignoying bitch” “if you were any more ignoying you’d burst into flames”
Feel free to use it at will. Post it note on the steering wheel might help.
I suppose I should censor myself around the grandkid, but I don’t.
I like “Whoreson preterite!”
And that’s easily modified to just “Preterite!”, which is G-rated.
It might involve some awkward theological conversations, though.
Thou lumpish dread-bolted coxcomb!
Thou impudent embossed rascal!
Thou puking brazen-faced joithead!
Idol of idiot-worshippers!
Vacuous prancing twit is my current favorite.
Our word of the week at a team meeting was “Voluntold”. That’s when you are ordered to volunteer for something no one wants to do.
fidgit = fucking idiot
Hows about “If you’re more than a car-length behind the white line, you’re no longer stopped at an intersection, you’re stopped in the middle of the road. Which is ignoying.”
Seriously. I saw a woman once who was a full three lengths back from the light, and seemed utterly oblivious that she could/should pull forward.