And you thought baggy pants and sloppy shoes sucked.
At Breakfast yesterday Partner’s friend spoke about her friend who grew up wearing an oversized glass eye so he could “grow into it”.
I nearly peed myself.
At Breakfast yesterday Partner’s friend spoke about her friend who grew up wearing an oversized glass eye so he could “grow into it”.
I nearly peed myself.
At least she didn’t tell you she was keeping an eye out for you…
“I’m keepin’ my eye on you”..naw that don’t work either. Wait….chit, I got nuthin.
Didn’t see that one coming.
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~~~But I only have eyes for you dear…~~~ There, now they are all said and done! Oh, wait, forgot “Socket to me!!”
Har Har. If you need a spare let me know as I have one or two laying about.
Really, it was cute. Kind of like the old joke about the girl with the glass eye. I always liked the one about the drunk and the bar tender best.
It wouldn’t be funny if it was a joke, it’s actually true.