Dead Authors crapblogging
To anyone on earth who thinks Crapblogging is a new thing, or that the sort of scatalogical language you hear on blogs these days is a recent phenomenon, let me point you to 1601, by Mark Twain.
Years ago, I worked at a little print shop, which had a small letterpress, an old kelsey. How I wish I had that Kelsey now!
Anyway, there’s a sort of an underground tradition of giving a printer’s devil (apprentice) the manuscript of 1601 to set, and giving him a drawer of pied type- that is, type that has come out of a set document that hasn’t been sorted into it’s proper drawers. Usually it’s an ornate or ugly typeface, like Goudy Stout.
Standing in front of the messed up drawer, digging around for letters, pushing the letters onto the stick while reading 1601 is usually how a devil sets his first type, and doing it while the Boss doesn’t find out (though the boss usually knows about the whole thing all along) is the first memory most apprentices have of their job- this is certainly true in my case. I remember tightening in the quoin on the last side of the frame and lifting the frame gingerly off the stone, not knowing if I had gotten the quoins tight enough, and carrying it to the Kelsey, where we printed a handful of copies on some scrap ‘Carnival Groove” that had been cut off another job.
Twain was a master. His language was far more colorful than you can imagine was possible for that time, and the piece is worth a read, unless you’re sensitive to language or scataology or crude sexal reference.
I wish I still had one of those proofsheets. Someday maybe I’ll find a small printshop that will let me reset it and print it, for old time’s sake.
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And now they are wanting to publish his works with words censored out? This in the land of free speech? Amazing…
Goudy Stout IS ugly.
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Though looking at it my first thought is The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Sign of the times, I guess. :)
http://www.fabulousfurryfreakbrothers.com/art.htm
My initiation involved someone with a small box they wished to show me, which contained a finger they found behind the cutter. Not funny! I almost lost eight fingers one day to an old fashioned blade whose rocker-safety was worn too smooth for that audible “click” that let you know it was okay to rotate and jog the paper against the backstop. Brrr!!!
I only threw type a few times before graduating to the Ludlow slugs, and Heildelberg windmill, and then to the Multi-liths and HamadaStars. . .
After that it was all CompuGraphic and ABDicks. I still have a beauteous scar from the Multilith.
And none of that has a thing to do with crap-blogging. Girls in printing was still rather unheard of, so I guess I missed out.
I DO still have an allen wrench I dropped into a little offset. Thankfully, it didn’t do anything but crush the blanket.
I owned one those little editions of ‘1601’, and lost it during one of my many moves. I’d love to find another.
Yeah, the plate-nubs caught my index finger up against the damper roller while I was checking it with the thumbnail squeegee trick. Ooops! Fortunately my finger was curled and closed tightly when it happened so it actually stopped the old Multi in its slack-geared tracks. Good times. I still have ink in m’blood!
I can probably get you some time in the Print Shop at the Buckley Old Engine Show. We have several letter presses, a Heidelberg Windmill, and other stuff. It’d be before or during the 3rd w/e in August.
Not to digress, but mention of the Heidelberg windmills reminded me–I remember seeing on the evening news, when Israel was fighting in Beirut back in the ’80s. They showed a big firefight in progress, some concrete block building had taken a direct hit from some artillery, blowing out a wall of the building. Through the hole in the wall could be seen a row of Heidelberg windmills, running to beat the band, cranking out portraits of some ayatollahs. 8-)
We have some windmills at work. They were ancient when I started there, and they’re still running strong 26 years later. They can be tricky to work on, you have to put yourself in the mindset of a late 19th-early 20th century mechanic to understand the mechanical movements/mechanisms, some seemingly related to old textile equipment.
Quote from Twain:
This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day, February 2nd. As Mark Twain pointed out, “It is an ironic juxtaposition of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication while the other involves a groundhog.”
Darrell: Way cool. Good to see those old buggers are still being used, even if only by assholes.
Lighnin’: Good quote.