I grabbed my small hemostats- the good ones, not the made in india roachclip types- and stopped at a rest area along the way.

I did this because I didn’t want to startle the ogwife and the oglet too badly.

Once safely parked far from the madding crowd, I used the hemostats to grab large tufts of nose hair and yank them out. I swear, I’m gonna start saving them in a ziploc and make a damned pillow out of them, or failing that, weave a blanket.

between the sneezing and screaming like a girl in a horror film, I managed to flush a covey of quali in a field some distance out, and scare up a couple deer, all of which were last seen moving southwest at a fair clip.

I’d sure love to understand what the fuck this is all about. No hair on head, wads of hair in nose and ears.