It sucks
when you’re too disinterested in the cold to leave the house, and you’ve eaten all the cookies in the house, and you want those four oatmeal cookies you always have before bed.
Dog cookies are cookies too. It’s right there in the name, see?
Actually, looking at the bag, they have better ingredients than the oatmeal cookies I buy.

Me and one of the past future son in laws grabbed some cookies down at the mother in laws. They weren’t too bad, little dry. Then we where told they where dog treats. They were a lot like ginger snaps, I thought.
Doggie treats are OK in my book. The girls thought we were a little strange, but if you are hungry, nuff said.
But — and trust me on this — they taste like shit. Kinda like goanna in that regard — you can live on it, but it tastes like shit.
M
You’re just buying crappy dog treats, Mark.
X2 on that. Thought they were a little dry, but definitely not shit.
Sit.
Shake.
Roll over, og.
Good boy!