There’s a news crew at my hotel
Channel 10, from tennesee. WBIR.
I packed in a hurry tues pm, and ended up with all four pair of loose, worn out underwear. My nuts are leaking out of the damend things all day long, and chafing something awful, despite tons of Gold Bond.
I’m moderately confident that no connection exists between these two incidents.

WBIR heard something was leaking from you. Usually cause for alarm or humor.
It’s a good thing you’re not a dimocrat. Then it would’a been George Bushes fault.
How long have you been working down in Pontiac now? Are you there ’til doomsday??
Funny, we haven’t heard about a gold bond related giant crotch zit in a while. Every time I put gold bond in my work boots I’m reminded of this.
lol
Perhaps it should?
Wonder what my ol’ hometown peeps were doing ‘way up in Yankeeland?
Never did find out. I suspect it must have had something to do with high school sports or something.
Update: they were filming the roundy rounds. Apparently the wind farm and all its suck and fail is coming to the land of the vols.