The dog
has now, apparently, crapped on every spot in the yard, and has now taking to crapping on the sidewalk. We’ll have to break him of that habit. Good lord, it isn’t as if the yard isn’t a minefield already.
I’m drinking a lot of fluids these days, and the pissing can only be described as epic. I swear I’m about to wear out the end of my pecker pissing, I was up nine times last night.
When I was young
And ran with the boys
I could piss through a fine gold ring
But now if you gie me a washtub
I canna hit the gorram thing.
Keep that up and you’ll have to have your dick re-sleeved.
Can they do chrome lining on those?
Man, if I can, I’m gonna have it lines with stainless and put in a spray nozzle.
I wish I could lick it, like I dream of licking obama’s
If you’re flooding your system on purpose for some reason, no problem, but if you’re thirsty all the time and peeing all the time, you been checked for diabetes lately? There’s a reason it used to be called “the pissing plague.”
No, I’m doing fluids to get a lot of crap out of my system. Apparently, it’s working.
My syphilitic penis is a bitch to deal with.
MY syphilitic penis BURNS when I pee all night long.