Lance Wins!!
A 33 year old skinny Texan with only one testicle has beaten the French at their own game. No! He didn’t surrender to anyone, he won the Tour De France. For the seventh time in a row. Now he gets to go home and nail Sheryl Crow. it’s great to be an American!
Of course he won! He’s got more balls than the French. Just Damn!
7 in a freaking row!!!!! **does a little happy dance**
Yeah, well.. You know what we say about Cheryl Crow over at BTB — “Nice tits.”
And that’s a reason to… what, Alger?
Congratchie-you-late the man, Dolly.
Hey, Lance! Congrats!
M
Like Laurence at TBIFOC says: In the land of the ball-less, the one balled man is king.
lance is THE man. quite possibly the babe ruth of our time. some people will shudder at that comparison, but think about what he has actually done (not including sheryl crow). true the french are nutless, but the germans/spanish/italians compete too. and cycling is huge over there.
it’s kind of like the 80 olympic hockey team, winning seven gold medals in a row.
better than tiger woods anyday.