Liz taylor
croaked yesterday, but since I’m not gay, I’m not gonna make a big deal of it.
never was a huge fan, she was too damned whiney in Velvet and too annoying in Father of the Bride; She had great acting chops but give me Kim Novak any day. ms Novak, at seventy eight, is still moderately easy on the eyes, she aged well, like Diana Rigg. Plus Novak had that sort of sultry look, and a keister that wouldn’t quit. The clothes she wore in Bell, book, and candle are still a source of sleepless nights for me.
God keep ms Taylor, but for me, I could care less.

Theological Trivia: Who will she be married to in Heaven?
Larry fortensky.
But she was somewhat mutant-kewl: born with a double-set of eyelashes she didn’t need mascara.
Give me Maureen O’Hara any ol’ day over Liz.
Kim Novak showed up at John Lennon’s hotel room in 1964 wanting to fuck the hell out of him, but he was too stoned to do it. Think he slept with Brian Epstein that night.
I’m too stupid to live, so I’ll go jerk of while looking at pictures of goats.
I’m such a coward, hiding behind my keyboard and typing insults to a man whose nutsack I’m unfit to lick- though I want to, desperately.