How on earth
is it possible that I could grow a two inch long nose hair, and how on earth could I have MISSED it the last forty-seven times I trimed in there?
Wait, is this the new moon?
nevermind.
is it possible that I could grow a two inch long nose hair, and how on earth could I have MISSED it the last forty-seven times I trimed in there?
Wait, is this the new moon?
nevermind.
That reminds me of the time I woke up with something bugging my nose. I pulled out a full cat whisker.
Every time I pull a nose hair, the Baby Jesus cries. No, wait – that would be me, along with the cursing.
But the pretty colors you can smell after make it all OK.
I hate it when I pull a nose hair, or an ear hair and see one on the top of my head disappear…