Having done a little research
I have come to the contusion that the Marmite Squeezy may be the single biggest contribution of modern science.
In other news, some virus or other is asswhipping me like a rented mule, and the various excreta are epic.
Speaking of sick, why is it that nobody eats Mrs Grass soup except when they’re sick? Or is that just me?
Gut rumbling again. Time to visit my buddy the porcelean thundermug.
I thought it was spray cheese and spandex jeans. My bad.
I thought it was spandex cheese and spray jeans.
…wait–
Just drink a bottle of bourbon per day for 3 days and you’ll be just fine. I reccomend that new one, Red Stag, from Jim Beam. That cherry flavor knocks the yankee badness right out of ya.