My dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny
and I were speaking just sunday about some acquaintances of mine who have a child and have no business having another, and i suggested that they were both so fat that I don’t know how they’d even get their wobbly, dangly bits into the same area code, let alone in contact with one another. “the People of Walmart are having children all the time” she said, “So there has to be a way”.
And now I discover one of my customer’s employees and his wife have just announced they’re pregnant, and they’re bigger than the other two Jenny and I were talking about.
????
Does he leave a “deposit” on a leather chair and have her come along and sit in it?
Second thought, I don’t want to try to imagine any more.
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Thanks for sharing Og! Now i have visions of the old “Wild Kingdom” show sauntering through my head.
“Hello, this is Marlin Perkins, and today we are sending Jim (that poor bastard) into the lair of Joe and Janet Widebody. There we hope to observe that rarest of rarities, the “Widebody mating ritual”! This could get hot, sweaty, and crowded…good thing Jim has Mutual of Omaha …
I like Walmart because I am the thin, handsome guy there.
Man, why do you even go there? Prurient curiosity? Dude, you will live longer if you do not ponder things like that. Not to mention keeping your eyes in your head longer.
I do it too, but still have not found any bleach that will get rid of the image.
“Second thought, I don’t want to try to imagine any more.”
I don’t want to sit on any leather chairs.
If *that* thing really was a leather chair.
Psst! Og! Your filter’s leaking again. ;)
Filter?
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2357/how-did-dinosaurs-have-sex
:D
That’s how fish such as the creep copulate.
Have you discovered the mating ritual of creeple?
Hey, fat girls need love too.
But they gotta pay!
Dangit, I meant to be more clear that I was briefly channelling Quagmire…
lol.
I have a BIL and SIL that are so fat they have fat rolls over their knees. Somehow they mated. My bet was downward facing dog and a turkey baster.
Roger