Easter tradition
states that the Wife must purchase, for me, a bag of licorice jellybeans.
These are too much to eat in any quantity, but I had a big handful of them yesterday, which meant that this morning I crapped an alien life form which refused to be flushed without encouragement.
I have a fondness for the black jelly beans, too.
I especially like the Jelly Belly ones. Yes, that combination of Yellow 6 and Yellow 5 really does things to the old deposits.