Wife and oglet watching in other room. I can’t bear it.

Disney gave us this, the whole fairytale prince/princess wedding thing. Otherwise, nobody would pay attention. It isn’t the expense, really, the money we spend (against our will) on OUR royalty (look at the last presidential inauguration) is far more obscene.

No, it’s the british “royals” that annoy me, on their surface.

Top Gear, one of my fave BBC America shows, features jeremy clarkson, who perpetually makes an issue of Americans, specifically the whole “Inbreeding” part.

yeah, we got some cousin fucking fools, here. Most of them, like the blue fugates, are confined to the hills, and even hillfolk are starting to eschew their own brethren.

Unlike the UK, where the inbreeding is confined to royalty, and the world watches, enthralled, while they strut their stuff. yes, I know the bride and groom aren’t related, it’s the principle of the thing.

I love the british, I love the women’s accents and I love the humor. I do wish theyd shed the useless monarchy and the idiot labor and get back to being the empire the sun never set on.