Fucktard friday comes a day early
My word, where do they come from?
My favorite was the guy in the Mercedes E63 who
a: Couldn’t decide which lane he wanted to be in
b: Couldn’t afford a $20 bluetooth headset for his phone
c: Couldn’t talk on the cellphone without hand gestures
d: Couldn’t make up his mind if this was his exit until he was already half a mile down the ramp, and then veered off the ramp and back onto the highway, narrowly avoiding collisions with several other vehicles, and
e: once he FINALLY hung up the phone, weaved and jumped around in traffic flashing his lights and honking because EVERYONE WAS CLEARLY GOING TOO SLOW (traffic flow was about 75).
ijits.
Too many celltards out there on the highway.
Reminds me of the time I saw some guy driving on SR-67 littering, arguing with the passenger in his vehicle and passing vehicles on the right shoulder.
I saw him a couple of minutes later, on the shoulder of I-465 pointed the wrong way. I didn’t witness the accident, but I was still very tempted to take the time to wait and tell investigating officer what I saw before the accident happened.
In post-apocalyptic America-2, there WILL be a bounty on them, with extra cash for especially creative ways of eliminating them from the gene pool.
Now, Og, there might be a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Maybe that guy is a doctor and he was on the phone w/ the hospital getting crucial information about the heart transplant he was hurrying in to do.
Didn’t think of it that way, did you?
Of course you didn’t, because you are almost certainly right in your first assesment, to whit: the guy is a fucktard. Chicago roads are full of the bastards.
I fucking HATE driving in Chicago.
One wonders how people like that ever manage to afford cars like an E63.
Those things aren’t cheap, to buy or maintain.
Perhaps the incompetence is highly localized?
(Me, I don’t care if someone’s on the phone while driving … if they can drive competently while doing so.
Sadly, too many of them can’t. Just like they can’t even talk to a passenger without dangerous stupidity…)
b: Couldn’t afford a $20 bluetooth headset for his phone What? And look like a doofus?
Sounds like 90% of the local yokels in Pittsburgh during the NRA Con. Of course, Pennsylvania does have OC Statewide (except Phillie), so if I had to draw to defend myself if one of those bastards hit me, then came after me, looking to earn his Darwin Award…
I avoid driving in Chicago all the time.
It’s about 5 hours out of my way.