Kevlar asswipe. For those days when you know pokethrough is inevitable.
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‘Dja ever think later that it was chocolate under your nails so then you….. Nope, me neither.
That is the comment of the week
Germany has some pretty strong stuff. Certainly not for every-day use by us delecate Americans, but they seem to like it.
My mind went to a different place. I saw “kevlar” juxtaposed with “asswipe” and thought of the exchange in the movie F/X:
“Kevlar.”
“Superglue.”
M
I am trying so hard to suppress the images that are forming in my mind. Not having a lot of success.
That which is imagined cannot be unimagined.
I do not comprehend. And I’m pretty sure that’s a very good thing, judging by the comments.
Just wait till I ask for asbestos asswipe.
Eh. Fiberglas.
Asbestos asswhipes? Sheesh, if that would ever happen the “Mesothelioma lawyers” will be popping out of the wood work like lice.
Must be a slow news day. Course Og’s mind is usually in the toilet.
(I just could not resist the pun, since you are about the brightest guy I read)
Roll o’ paper SHOP towels in the shitter for those days, bro, and better hope you have a flushometer, not a tank toilet. That turd will make your sewer pipe ring, anyway.
Might chafe a bit. If you want something strong and soft, go with silk.
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‘Dja ever think later that it was chocolate under your nails so then you….. Nope, me neither.
That is the comment of the week
Germany has some pretty strong stuff. Certainly not for every-day use by us delecate Americans, but they seem to like it.
My mind went to a different place. I saw “kevlar” juxtaposed with “asswipe” and thought of the exchange in the movie F/X:
“Kevlar.”
“Superglue.”
M
I am trying so hard to suppress the images that are forming in my mind. Not having a lot of success.
That which is imagined cannot be unimagined.
I do not comprehend. And I’m pretty sure that’s a very good thing, judging by the comments.
Just wait till I ask for asbestos asswipe.
Eh. Fiberglas.
Asbestos asswhipes? Sheesh, if that would ever happen the “Mesothelioma lawyers” will be popping out of the wood work like lice.
Must be a slow news day. Course Og’s mind is usually in the toilet.
(I just could not resist the pun, since you are about the brightest guy I read)
Roll o’ paper SHOP towels in the shitter for those days, bro, and better hope you have a flushometer, not a tank toilet. That turd will make your sewer pipe ring, anyway.
Might chafe a bit. If you want something strong and soft, go with silk.