Rap, rap, rap, they call it the Rapture.
Ms X reminds me that the Rapture is scheduled for Saturday.
me, I’m planning on spending sunday looting the homes of all the people who were taken. I could use a nice stereo, and maybe even some good lawn implements.
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Yeah, but all the people with the really nice stuff will still be in their houses. :(
Jenny
lol.
You do in fact have a point.
I could use a disturblingly over stocked makeup shelf and an air conditioned doghouse. The makeup is just because I want to do a Madame marionette show, except with mimes. I should probably grab a couple of limos once I’ve already jumped the fence.
Ted: Would you ride the limos like a stunt rider on horses, one foot on each, a rope attached to each steering wheel?
I read about this – I intend to sleep in, of course :) And wake up to a world unchanged.
They’re morons.
Morons would probably be more entertaining.
With my luck I would be hit by some “raptured” persons car, while going to work.
Guy,
Good point. When the real rapture happens, the atheists and pagans should plan ahead to have a holiday and just stay home. Wait for all the crashing airplanes and buses to come to a complete stop.
Huh,
I wonder how Harold Camping (The leader of this group) is gonna feel on Sunday, May 22nd, when he is left behind with the rest of us sinners.
Using a quote from ‘Paint your wagon’: Hello Parson! Welcome to Hell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPd3vuENNjI#t=52s
Cond, let us be entertained by the thought that he’s arranged to disappear, leaving behind a nyah, nyah, na, nyah, nyah note.
The comments here are supremely disturbing. As in Screaming Lord Such crossed with Sid Barrett, passed through an perlite American Filter disturbing. I mean, make up? Marionettes? Madame? I feel oddly at home here.
Plus, that tune crackling out of my dad’s 66 dodge dart from WLS down in the cornfields (where the woods got heavy) in Champaign county rawked like the proverbial mofo. That is all.
Local talk show host asked Camping to write him a post-dated check for 1 mil since he won’t be needing it.
He declined.
Oooo! Riding two limos at once like stunt horses! As long as forgiveness is impossible, might as well ride the mighty worm!