You may not realize it
But the rapture did come.
Pity was, there was nobody worth taking. You can just see Jesus with his globe (Which is actually the real planet earth) spinning it left and right “OK, lets see, there was that guy in french Guyana… no, he was involved in that goat thing- but then there was the guy in Alabama… no, he and his wife have done some strange things to their kids… how about… nah…” eventually he’s spinning the planet like a rolodex, and just can’t find a soul worth saving.
Jesus is not Diogenes. Damn.
I initially worded that sarcastically, but since sarcasm is dead without intelligent life, well, there ya go.
lol.
Abraham had the same problem with Sodom, as I recall.
He looked around and looked around, and the only person he found worthy enough to be the first person since the Blessed Virgin Mother to be assumed body and soul into heaven was Randy Macho Man Savage.
No big surprise, after all; the New Testament is lush with how much He loved the ones with broken halos the best.
Want to know what really happened?
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/4/2011/05/de9bacf4fdcdaa8f4e52acc6fb831d68/original.jpg?w=500&h=563
:)
The rapture happened bay in 1872. Turns out all the worthy were sailing aboard the Mary Celeste at the time….
just can’t find a soul worth saving.
I may be as lay a person as one can be, but wasn’t that the entire point of the whole crucifixion/resurrection exercise?
Joanna: Mr Camping’s Jesus is a whole bunch different than the Jesus you and I are familiar with.