Closeout aisle bargains
Last year, at the end of deer season, I bought two Stearns rainsuits. They were xxl, which then wouldn’t have fit me but now do just fine. So I wanted to know how they worked, and I slipped into one and went out to clean the gutters.
Drug the ladder up and down the gutters digging the catkins out. Hands got soaked, of course, but otherwise, not a drop of rain penetrated, and I came in and removed the suit, dry as a bone. Definitely reccomend, and on clearance at Walmart, they were $4. Comes in a nice cloth bag into which they can easily be reinserted once dried and folded.
Chinese, unfortunately, but many of Stearns other products are still made in US.
yes, I was outside wearing only a rainsuit and crocs, standing on a metal ladder, cleaning gutters during a thunderstorm. What?

A lot of things are running though my mind at this point, not least of which is mental imagery lol
And you wonder how you get hit by lighting.
No, actually, I don’t.
Grampa (both, actually) and dad always avoided the storms, and got hit anyway. I stand out in them with metal objects!!
But are you shouting “All gods are bastards” while wearing copper armour in a thunderstorm?