behold, the healing power of my Nuts.
Woke up a dozen times last night because of pain in my hands. Discovered for whatever reason that laying on my side and cupping my nuts in my hand made the pain go away. Then I’d wake up with the other hand smarting, roll over, and switch hands.
These are my evenings, folks, sleeping like an eggbeater and squeezing my balls. Is it any wonder I seem deranged?
How big are your hands? We’ve heard about the legendary ballzak for years….
Not huge, but it isn’t like I can hold them all at once without some judicious folding.
I was thinking, wiht healing powers that strong, maybe I should offer my services to other carpal tunnel sufferors.
Talk about the placebo effect…..
“Seem” deranged?
I was wondering how this could be marketed!