“Hello, this is the Gambling Problem hotline”
“Hi! uh, yeah, can you tell me if I should draw to an inside straight, or not?”
“Um, sir, I think you misunderstand the purpose of this hotline”
“I have a gambling problem! I don’t know if I should draw to an inside straight!”
“Sir, we usually just help people who need to stop gambling”
“So you don’t have anyone there who can tell me if I should draw to an inside straight?”
“No! We don’t….. Oh, hold on.”
“Mike, pick up line five”
Click.”Hello? Can I help you?”
“I need to know if I should draw to an inside straight, or not”
“yes. Absolutely”
“Thanks! Bye!”

“Mike, that was unconscionable! How could you give someone that kind of advice and then hang up?”
“He’ll be back”