The Genie Bra
apparently has a special no-roll elastic, and automatically self adjusts to breast size. I wonder if they make them in 56? They guarantee no underarm spillage.
Morning television ain’t what it used to be. Where’s Captain Kangaroo?
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What? No pictures?
Bobbi and I MST3K’ed that whole infomercial. By the time it was over, I hurt from laughing.
I wish to God I’d thought to tape the dialog…
If you see it again, watch the chick on the right-hand side of the screen and tell me if, every now and again, she doesn’t remind you of an Audioanimatronic run amok.
It’s been running back to back for three hours. The chick on the left is no fucking way human, she has to be an ILM construct.
“It’s made of interwoven fabric!”
Unlike all those other bras where the cloth fibers only run one way…
That was my biggest single belly laugh on the TV since the commercial that asked me “Did you ever wish you had sonic hearing?”
Yeah, ’cause hearing in the infrared is a real pain in the ass…
My favorite was always the watch that told the time by “LASER! PULSES! of LIGHT!” whcih, since it was actually an LCD crystal, were non laser pulses of, well, dark.
Dear God, I’m with a crowd of people who are batshit crazy.
O_O
LOL Ed
“Come to the Dark Side… we’ve got cookies”
OK, I ‘fess, I watched a good 10 minutes of it (during which time the 30-second message was repeated maybe 5 times).
Consider: the are a lot of A & B-cup wimmen you’ll never see in a bra ad, and most of them are lithe, lively, and have legs that go up to there…
Since tits are only the prelude (unless you’re an infant), why do we place so much stock on their perfection? As I’ve aged, I find myself looking at the hips much more than the tits.
Dog: definitely an ass man myself.
Looks like you are in luck, their 4x covers 54 to 57 http://www.geniebra.com/sizes_bra.html
just sayin’
Ooh, sweet! I wonder how much I can get people to pay me to wear it to a blogmeet like a shoot-me-vest? I wonder how much I can get people to pay me NOT to wear it to a blogmeet?
We just moved to Boise, ID signed up with Directv (we loved Verizon FiOS, but that’s not an option here) and see “Perkier Boobs!” listed just about every time we scroll through the Guide. The TV ad says it fits everyone, but all of the models in the ad are D+, which I find rather odd. They seem to promote it as fitting “all” women, but those aren’t the before and afters they focus on. But hey, if it works and it’s comfortable, that’s cool.
@where’s the kangaroo
Did you say 56? I’d love to meet you.
There seems to be a large group of people (guessing mostly women) who have bought this product and believe it is a rip off. It does not perform as advertised and customer service is non-existent. But give it a shot. Your results might be different.