at the customer, and prior to the beginning of my drive, one of my colleagues at the local office asked me ‘What should I do with this drawtube?”(it was a spare).

I couldn’t help myself, no matter how I tried. So to dampen the sarcasm somewhat, I sang.

“there must have been some magic
In that old drawtube he found
For when He jammed it up his ass
he began to dance around”

So help me, I had it stuck in my head for two hours before my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny saved my life by sending me an MP3 of Jose Feliciano singing ‘Light my fire”.