The motorcycle
In the late 70’s, as I was finishing highschool, I kept an old harley sportster for a friend. It stayed on it’s side in a swampy spot full of high weeds in my backyard, because I’d be in heavy shit if the old man found out i had a cycle. I rode it once in a while, usually late at night after dad had gone to work and mom was asleep, because a: I didn’t have a license, B: neither did the cycle, and c: I had no idea what i was doing. None. At all. In fact, the only times I was able to muster the guts to try, I was pretty liquored up and oftener than not, laid it down trying to turn. Since that time I have never even considered owning a motorcycle, and the near-misses I got into with the Harley (which I later discovered had been stolen in the first place) convinced me that I had neither the skills nor the inclination
I have thought how nice looking some of the old Moto-Guzzi bikes were, and thought one of them would be nice to own, and I also really liked the looks of the elder Triumphs. Nice enough, I thought, that I’d buy one and let it sit, because I wasn’t going to learn to ride on a damned classic bike, if I could help it. So, that pretty much left those out of the question.
So a couple of weeks ago, I am out wandering around, looking at garage sales ( I love a garage sale for the glimpse into the lives of the people selling. ) Anyway, I stop in at a garage where I see a dozen carboys for sale, and because I’m trying to get back to making wines, I stop and look. The prerequisite red/white/blue flags are tied to the peak of the garage and the handlebars of a motorcycle with a sign “$2500” on the headlight.
The carboys turn out to be plastic, and I’m looking for glass, so i’m heading back to the car, and I take another glance at the motorcycle.
It’s an old Suzuki. A 1981, it turns out. It’s been ridden, 12000 miles, which isn’t a lot. Still: $2500? I tell the guy “I wish you luck getting $2500 for this”
he says “look at the sign, amigo. I think you can’t read”
There is a decimal point I hadn’t noticed before: $25.00
“Twenty five?” “Really?”
“Yep. Helmet comes with”
The money FLEW out of my wallet. I own a motorcycle.
The ogwife, to the oglet:
“Your father has gone completely insane”
Anyway, here’s my $25 motorcycle.
Wish me luck!
Riding classes this september, and you never know, do you? Maybe I can learn to ride this and not kill myself.
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Sweet.
Congrats Og! That is just about the perfect learning bike.
Take care of it and the oglet will be able to learn on it too.
Welcome to the wonderful and addictive world of two wheels, og.
Good on you for signing up for the safety course. It was the first thing I was going to suggest.
Second thing is, join the American Motorcyclist Association.
Third, $25 for that bike is an ABSOLUTE STEAL. If it’s running it’s worth AT LEAST 10X that amount.
And lastly…
When you outgrow that bike (and you will quickly, trust me on this), get another Harley… ;)
Twenty-five bucks!?!?!?! DAMN!
Not only is it running but all I did was put in a battery and it started immediately. Has good compression too. I’m gonna throw plugs, filters, etc, at it, but all in all, I think I’m gonna have it on the road, al told, under $150.
Just noticed the size, og. A GS450? You *do* realize that you’re going to look like a monkey f**king a football on that thing, right?
;)
Well, it’s not AS bad as one might expect. And, I regularly ride my less than 30 lb bicycle, so it can’t be any worse than that.
Try to post a pic with me on it this weekend, if I can.
awesome deal. have fun… :)
og,
Years ago, when I was in the market for a new(er) motorcycle, I was a struggling grad student with not a lot of coin to toss around.
I stopped into a Kawasaki dealership because they had a bunch of used bikes for sale.
The salespuke tried to sell me a Ninja 250.
Yes, me, all 6′, 240 (at the time) pounds of me. On a Ninja 250.
I sat on the damn thing, and I *swear* I heard it cry…
Og, I don’t believe you. 25 bucks? It is not nice to torture those of us that worship at the alter of the engine.
That machine is probably one of the best starter machines ever made. Perfect for farting about the city, but you will be a little underpowered on the highway especially with a passenger on board.
If you see a DR650 for 25 bucks can you snarf it for me? I will pay you back in US funds asap.
Ride safe.
Jim
I’m totally serious. And I intend keeping an acurate tally of my costs as I go.
Holy crap. Be careful. Remember how little you like doctors! My suggestion: sell it on eBay, make a few hundred bucks; count yourself lucky.
ROFL! Bean, if I told you how many times ‘ve been riped torn, punctured, stabbed, sliced and mangled, you’d encourage me to ride. I’m safer that way.
Still: I’m no longer into speed or stupidity. That may be why the Creator sent me this bike at this time, he figured I was finally ready.
Safety Course?!? What kind of wimp are you, anyway? Just get on it and ride, it’ll give you the worn, tough look that the ladies love.
You don’t need that extra skin, anyway.
Little late for you to be part of the Darwin experience, Og. You’ve already procreated.
Speak to Doc Russia about his most-frequent customers at the EC; then do what Bean suggested and sell the stupid thing on eBay for $150, and buy a decent mil-surp rifle with the profit.
Motorcycles are for kids.
Once I’ve gotten my motorcycle license, I may very well do that.
Kim, I’m not sure if your telling me I’m young, or calling me immature.
I’m going to take it as the former, of course.
Og has a bike
I found out about this a short time ago, and now he’s posted about it. Looks like a nice bike,
hell Og, call me if you want to sell it cheap.
What is the nice little 4-wheeler on the picture?
you mean the yellow Escape? That’s the Ogwife’s vehicle
Nice bike! Not just for $25, but NICE, period.
If it’s been garage-bound for a while, you might want to pay particularly close attention to the steering head & swingarm bearings. And, the fork-seals. Seals dry out, bearing grease jellifies and doesn’t stick to the bearings or races, slipping by the seals instead. Fork seals dry out and weep oil. Not good for the ride, terribly risky if dripping on your traction patch.
A bit of Marvel Mystery Oil (per ratios on the can) in the gas will do wonders for the carbs and valves.
As a member in good standing of the Over the Bars Club, might I remind you that there are only two kinds of riders? Those who HAVE wrecked, and those who WILL. To that end, the following:
1. Ride Invisible. Presume that NO ONE IN A CAR CAN OR DOES SEE YOU.
2. Anyone in a car who CAN see you IS TRYING TO KILL YOU.
Keep those in mind and you’ll be 1/10th a mile ahead of the game.
Let me know when you step up to a new Gold Wing. I’ll be envious then.
Meanwhile, shiny side goes up!
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Thanks, Jim, excellent advice! I’m trying to sign up for the damned training class to almost no avail.