WalMart Generic Indulgent trail mix.
These are the ingredients:
White Chocolatey Drops (Sugar, Nonfat Milk, Powder, Partially Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Soy Lecithin, Monoglycerides, Titanium Dioxide (Artificial Color), Artificial Flavor, Chocolate Drops (Sugar, Chocolate Liquor, Cocoa Butter, Dextrose, Soy Lecithin, Vanillin [Artificial Flavor]), Peanut Butter Drops (Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Partially Defatted Peanut Flour, Skim Milk, Whey Powder, Peanut Butter [Peanuts, Partially Hydrogenated Rapeseed And Cottonseed Oil], Dextrose, Salt, Soy Lecithin), Golden Raisins (Seedless Raisins, Sulfur Dioxide [A Preservative]), Almonds, Peanuts, Cashews, Cranberries (Cranberries, Sugar, Citric Acid, Elderberry Juice Concentrate, Sunflower Oil), Peanut Oil, Salt. Allergy Warning: Contains Milk, Almonds, Cashews, Peanuts And Soy. May Contain Traces Of Eggs, Brazil Nuts, Coconut, Hazelnuts, Macadamia Nuts, Pecans, Pine Nuts, Pistachios, Walnuts And Wheat. Caution: May Contain An Occasional Shell Fragment.
I suspect it also contains generous quantities of crack.
Gee, thanks…
Quoting the product page from the website: “Not carried in any store within 50 miles of (redacted zip code)”.
White Chocolatey Drops??
There’s the crack.
My daughter brought some home a few weeks ago. I now need to join a 12-step program. If I’m able to walk 12 steps, with all the chocolatey weight I’ve gained.
Shell fragment? It has shrapnel in it? WTF?