An informal poll of my co workers
says that even though I’d be happy to support this noble cause, most of them would rather have cancer than see me in a kilt. Specifically eye cancer.
I did manage to get several of them to donate on threat of showing up at work in a kilt. So it worked out OK.

I’m not photogenic enough for a kilt – and I already gave my give-away money to Solder’s Angels, and I’ve already taken my Kaiser colon cancer poop-test – they just mail it out and you send it back…
Nobody needs to stick anything up anywhere.
#1 What cause?
#2: You don’t HAVE to go “traditional”, you know.
#3: I am not actually afraid of seeing you in a kilt, “traditional” or not, but then I worked in a nursing home.
Do you know why it is called a “kilt”? Because that is what I did to the last person who referred to it as a “skirt”!
Wussies! I have a 9 yard I could loan you….