There are no testicles left in North America.

I don’t use mine because I have hostages to my fortune, but I thought, somewhere out there had to be a single guy with no wife and children or family members to use as handles, who still had a pair swinging between his legs.

If there were, Beverly Perdue and Elisabeth Warren would not still be breathing. Not to mention Sheriff Dupnik and his minions, or the justice department fools who raided Gibson.