Lunchtime conversation snippets
yes, but what can compare to the horror of the FUZZY TOILET SEAT COVER, that you have to HOLD UP AS YOU PEE!!!
Can’t say as I disagree.
yes, but what can compare to the horror of the FUZZY TOILET SEAT COVER, that you have to HOLD UP AS YOU PEE!!!
Can’t say as I disagree.
Have to?
Unless you want to pee on them.
And You get the clean up the mess if you do.
The plush padded vinyl comes in a close second.
Usually installed by sweet old widows that have no “gotta hold it up” issues.
The elimination of the toilet seat cover from my home was one of the only victories I had early in my marriage. We haven’t had one since. Fuzzy, carpeted, it’s all the same.
Aka the bijoona. Dang, the things a guy remembers…
http://cphs68.com/IN-SEARCH-OF-THE-SAVAGE-BIJOONA.pdf
Hated those damn things (the plastic ones)… They WOULD NOT stay up! But fuzzy???
There IS one thing worse: the hold-down bolts for the toilet beginning to pull out of the floor, so the whole thing begins to rock a little as you tilt sideways to wipe…
The vision of the whole thing AND you winding up on the floor in a heap will give you nightmares…