It may well be
that there is somewhere out there that the bacon is better than at Borkholder Dutch Village, but if there is, I don’t think I’ll be going there, hell owes me too much.
Last time we went, we succumbed to the siren song of the Bacon at Borkholder, and I very nearly transcended mortality and became a level seven Operating Thetan.
Well, I did just about OD on pork fat. Anyone who wants to, we’ll be showing up for the breakfast around nine local and then going into the gunshow after the initial rush dies down some. If you don’t, I’l eat your bacon, which is the platonic ideal of bacon.
I will be having it delivered to me by a hot broad in a gold bikini.

I don’t have a gold bikini, I have brass knuckles. After age 40, that works better.
See you at 9. I’m driving up today to hang out with MC and B so will up, and hungry in the morning.
“I will be up”. . I just came off a four day excursion of little sleep, and am NOT awake yet.
Easier to take advantage of you when half asleep.
Hmmm,
If I drive all night, I could just make it. But I would have a lot of explaining to do when I got home. It’s not like we don’t have bacon in Virginia.
You probably don’t have THIS bacon in Virginia. I have eaten a powerful lot of bacon in my life and I can say with zero equivocation, this is great bacon.
Too sleepy to try tonight. Maybe next time.