Mmmmmmmbacon!
In text with Midwest Chick:
MC: Can I pay you for (merchandise I picked up for her close to my office)?
Og: No. You bought breakfast.
MC: Ok. I just figured since I didn’t wear my gold bikini.
og: In my mind, you did. So did everyone else. Including Speed Racer, and the obviously pakistani “Amish” waitress.
If Victoria’s Secret came out with a line of lingerie made of bacon there’s be a baby-boom nine months later, because bacon makes everything better.
(Did I post that the other day too? I posted it somewhere, but don’t see it on your last bacon post. Sorry if I repeat myself.)
(Did I post that the other day too? I posted it somewhere, but don’t see it on your last bacon post. Sorry if I repeat myself.)
You can never have too much bacon…..
MarkD
“… because bacon makes everything better.”
I would have to respectfully disagree. It is butter that makes everything better. Bacon adds crispy, rapturous goodness.
Spockgirl:
Suppose you fry the bacon in butter?
Spockgirl: Butter is an ingredient. Bacon is a food group. I could live without butter, Olive oil is an excellent substitute. Anyone who asked me to live without bacon would cause me to put on my fighting trousers.
Wouldn’t taking off your “fighting trousers” be more threatening?
You haven’t seen my fighting trousers.
What trousers?