Seen on a delivery van downtown today:
To report erotic driving call 555-555-5555. (not the actual number)
What, exactly, is erotic driving? It was painted on the truck, not just a sticker, and it was a large and well known legitimate company. Was this a twisted joke by the painter, or was it some moron who can’t spell? I like to hope it’s the former.
Or was it repainted by some joker? I’ve seen that done on the “Click it or Ticket” seatbelt program bumper stickers on our local PD patrol cars. Done well enough you have to look twice while sitting behind them at a light to see that it’s been altered.
I tend not to think so, the spacing was too perfect. The van was dirty, though, which made it difficult to be sure.
If there is erotic driving going on, obviously the drivers hands are not at the 10 and 2 positions…or they are driving with one hand on the wheel.
Wowzers! Now that’s multi-tasking. I’d rather be doing that than yakking on the cell phone.
Ahhh, the ol’ BJ while driving trick.
I personally have been a victim of Erotic driving.
Damn near ran off the road. A couple of times.
All I can say is “don’t try this at home. We are professionals,”
MC
High winds that day, Tanker? (Gettin’ blown ALL OVER the road.)
M
LOL, not even going there… :-)