Look.
It’s a BMW X6. It has a 400 hp V8. You can go more than 45 mph on the expressway. Notice the cars around you? the ones going 75-80 mph? you have become a hazard to navigation for everyone. I can’t even get around you because the rest of the traffic is too fast.
Took me ten minutes to get a gap big enough for me to zoom out away from behind her.
Oh. DWA. nevermind.
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DWA = Driving While Aged?
Albino?
Aligator?
Asian?
Attractive?
Ancient?
Alien?
Asian
Asinine
That too.
Ya wanna know the easy way to restore a blind asian woman’s sight?
Get her out from behind that windshield.
I was so pissed today because everybody was driving so damn slow.
Then I looked at the speedometer.
Damn it, why does the Escape feel like it’s going 10MPH slower than it really is?
Wifes escape does that
hard to obey limits.
Hard to speed when you can’t see over the dash.
We call ’em chunts here in Cal.
They seem to get their DLs at Disneyland.
That would be Driving While Airheaded here in Portland.
Illustrates what I’ve always maintained, that bump-drafting should be allowed on freeways…
One thing I’ve learned in 26 years of police work is that it is not so much “speed” that kills (for example: if EVERYBODY is driving 80 mph, no problem). It’s “speed differential” that kills, through obvious means and others more imaginative.