Hey, Og, can you show me how to set the razzafraz on the Nickel Perambulator?
Sure! (I get up and go out onto the turnkey floor, the questioner following me)
“Say, you’re limping, why’s that?”
because I’ve spent my whole life trying to kill myself, and sometimes I was almost successful.
“Why do you have that bandage?”
“Because I did something stupid. Thanks for asking.”
Boss, I know prezactly of where you speak.
You limp a lot. How old are you?
Old enough that I shouldn’t have to put up w your foolishness.
High milage, irregular maintenance. Still can hit center of mass with my M1911A1 9 times out of 10.
Any other dumbass questions?