Pascal and I
are thinking about doing a Blogtalkradio show. At first, i realize, only he and i will ever listen to it, but over time, even we won’t tune in anymore. Figure we can suck up enough bandwidth to keep one more moron off the air. I suggested calling it “Shut the FUCK UP” but P thinks it should be more family friendly. Other names in the running: “get off my lawn, bitches” and “get out of my way”(I suggested we broadcast the show from my car on my commute).
Ideas welcomed. We will most likely ignore them, or steal them and take credit ourselves.
20 comments Og | Uncategorized
Two Old White Guys. And you can do a segment on Stuff White People REALLY Like (and not the stuff leftists morons IMAGINE we like). (And — WHAT? — aren’t THEY white?)
M
Hey! It’s BLAH-thirty and I’m pre-coffee. You expect brilliance?
M
I like all of the titles. Just pick one, already.
Alger: Not far off the mark, there. And this old white guy likes fried chicken and watermelon. Is that racist?
I am reminded of the two old muppet codgers in the opera box. You know, Statler and Waldorf.
– Brad
LOL Brad. I’ve only one degree of separation from those two.
Actually, Partner and I mostly ARE stadtler and waldorf
Og,
Forgot to mention . . . I had a strange vision involving Marmite. Had a jar of that wonderful, savory, salty spread sitting on the kitchen counter — in front of a box of pfefferneusse (German Christmas spice cookies) and thought what a weird and wonderful possible combination of flavors. No, I didn’t have the cajones to actually try it.
– Brad
“or steal them and take credit ourselves. ”
Hey, I wanted to be different!
Aw well — we’d be criticized for doing it no matter what we did. (Psst — it’s him, not me.)
Brad: I just tried marmite in the center of one of those little Maurice lennel chocolate swirl cookies. It was pretty damned good
Go for it. Waldorf and Statler can use the competition.
Oh. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
What does Pascal do for a living? You could call it “{whatever Pascal does} and Robots”. EVERYTHING is better with robots!!!
Excellent, excellent. Dumb and dumber is taken, even if you guys are not, so that one is out. How about, Smart talk on stupid stuff”! Let me know how to tune in. gotta be better than Rush and Hannity and them. All but Dennis Miller. I really enjoy Dennis Miller.
“Things us fat old white men know that you young wet behind the ears fuzz nutted candy-ass slackers will never know and liberals suck show.” or something like that.
Roger
How about “No S&M*”
*Smoke and Mirrors
Two Old Podgers.
I’ve often wondered if I could/should do one, or just YouTube my voice behind a slide-show of FireFly scenes.
Og;
If it is, I must be one, too. Not to mention slabs of ribs (well, that’s more the wife than me), collard greens, black eyed peas and ham butts with blackstrap molasses… Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! Sounds like Christmas dinner!
M
“You Are An Idiot”
Here’s your Theme Music:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare
Send that link to the Special People you run into daily. I do.
How about “Curb your Dog” (if he shits on my lawn one more time, I WILL toss that poo at YOU)
The only thing that goes properly with a Pfferneusse is a decent brandy, slightly warmed.
Well, I don’t know much about talk radio, but if there’s any sort of internet podcasting involved, I can recommend Podbean.com to host the files, and Wavepad (a free program – Google it) for recording & editing the audio.
Worked out pretty good when I did a podcast with IMAO:
http://imao.podbean.com/