We went to White Castle, then Taco Hell, the McDonalds, then finally ended up at Burger King to try to get something to eat; we managed to get the last food Burger King jamed through the window tonight. Apparently you have to be Jewish to know where all the all night chinese places are.

It struck me during mass that there’s so much that atheists and agnostics miss, not being able to celebrate this moment of belonging to something not only bigger than ourselves, but as big as creation itself.

And then it dawns on me, I have this wonderful gift that gets renewed every year, about this time.

Gwan ahead and not buy any of this “God” stuff, you dorks. I got enough Faith for us all.

I can’t conceive of anythiing I’ve ever done to deserve it, but that’s sort of the point, I guess.

Merry Christmas to you all. Most of you have improved my days, some of you have improved my life. You all deserve more than I can ever give you. May the Creator come through where I cannot.