See, they have these things on the back of the truck; they glow red when I stop.
So I’m sitting at an intersection preparing to turn. I’m just waiting for an opening to turn right. A semi pulls up next to me, obscuring my view. Annoyed, I take my foot off the brake and move a couple feet forward- I have plenty of room, and before he pulled up I was confident of an opening, so I wanted to be able to see lest I missed it.
And then the truck lurches forward a couple inches.
The woman in the lexus behind me has run into me. I park the truck and get out. She leans out the window and yells ‘YOU WERE GOING” I respond “Yes. And then I was stopping” She has a nice square Class 3 hitch sized and shaped hole punched in the plastic nose of the lexus, and I ask if she wants a police report. “God no! I’m gonna try to get it fixed before my husband gets back from “Texas!!”
Damage to the Exploder: None.

Ahh yeah. Guy in Geo backs into me. Geo totaled. Damage to expedition – broken license plate frame.
I have one of those holes in my front bumper. The other guy backed into me while I blared my horn and tried to put my car in reverse. Apparently he is blind and deaf.