Neanderpundit

If I see

another person get gutshot on TV and die almost instantly, I’mna elvis the damned tv.

7 Responses to “If I see”

on 12 Jan 2012 at 7:41 pm guy

Rather than deliver a ‘War and Peace’ length soliloquy before croaking?

Forget that. Just ditch the TV.

on 12 Jan 2012 at 7:49 pm Ed Bonderenka

Or the guy pulling the SMG’s trigger doesn’t have hearing loss immediately after.

on 12 Jan 2012 at 10:20 pm Randy Rager

Hollywood understands guns the same way most liberals understand fucking for procreation: Not at all.

on 13 Jan 2012 at 2:42 am Thomas F

Bullet-proof cars, my all-time favorite, gotta love it when sum-dude is shooting up some automobile and the bullets just sparkle into fairy dust…..

Effing idiots…..

on 13 Jan 2012 at 10:05 am emdfl

Come on, Og, those guys were obviously hit with one of them drilled-out hollowpointy cynanide- filled boolettes…

on 13 Jan 2012 at 1:03 pm Mark D

Or bullets that spark, even if they hit a tree.

Or when someone gets thrown backwards and does a double-backflip after being hit by a pistol round.

Or when someone shoots a SMG from this hip and hits someone 50 yards away.

Or when someone shoots at someone else with a scoped rifle at a range of 25 yards and misses.

Or when the M16 runs out of ammo and goes click-click-click-click.

See what you did, you got me started.

on 13 Jan 2012 at 2:23 pm Professor Hale

Might be shock. Some people have a very low lead tollerance. (wussies)

If I see