Going over the wall
When I worked at the mill, everyone talked about getting out. The situation was such that people wanted the hell out, but nobody had a plan. The first guy I saw who pulled it off was a short black guy who loved to cook.
he had changed his furnace from oil to natural gas, and ended up with a 275 gallon oil tank. He intended to use his old boat trailer to take it to the dump, and it ocurred to him.
A bunch of stove bolts attached the tank to the trailer, and a friend with a sawzall cut the top, and a couple of big barn strap hinges made the “lid” work fine. he added a rope and a brick and an eye, so he could lift the lid easily. The whole assembly he towed behind his old Buick deuce and a quarter.
He’d get twenty or thirty racks of ribs and boil or simmer them overnight so they were already mostly cooked, and then he’d put them in a box lined with foil to keep them warm. He would be garbage picking skids and scrap lumber in the wee hours, and he’d show up at the Inland factory gate around the time the day shift was going in. They all took note.
In the parking lot, he’d fire up that big oil drum till the sides smoked, and on a grate made mostly of rebar, he’d lay out the ribs. He had an old fashioned milk can filled with his homemade sauce, and plunger handles with mop cotton tied onto them for mopping. He was, as I’ve said, a small guy, and he would sit on a lawn chair in the trunk of the deuce and a quarter and mop sauce onto the ribs. If I remember correctly he sold a whole rack for $10 (this being the mid 80’s) and a whole rack was enough for two if not three or four people. Around about ten the smell of that pork would start to waft out over Three Cold Strip, and by noon, the guys were lined up against the fence. They’d hand their tenspots through the chain link and he’d toss a foil wrapped rack of ribs over the fence. Sometimes he would have cool whip containers of collard greens too. he easily sold the twenty or thirty racks every day, and in an era where $300 a week take home pay was a decent wage, he was bringing almost that home every day, and I don’t imagine the IRS saw much if any of that.
By one PM he was done and would drive the Buick and trailer down to the shore, and sit and fish off the riprap where Inland had used a hundred years of slag and detritus to reclaim Lake Michigan rather than buy more land. I don’t know what he caught if anything, but he wasn’t working.
He had been at Inland long enough to collect a pension, and he did, once he became eligible; I think he lived on that, mostly, and his social security, until he died. If I recall correctly his food income paid his son’s college education.
he’s long gone, now, and nobody will ever take his place, but I can still remember the smell of those ribs, and the way they tasted, mixed with the grit and grease and grime of the steel mill, like a little piece of southern heaven.

In the late ’70’s and early ’80’s a coupla Welsh guys got hold of an old food service van (Gut Wagon, Ptomaine Trolley, whatever) and sold Welsh Pastys out of it every Wednesday in front of a line of boat yards and canneries in Seattle on the Ship Canal. The food was wonderful, lamb, pork and beef pastys wrapped in alum. foil, buy two and get a free el-cheapo can of cold pop. I asked them one time why only Wednesday? They said they made so much money on Wednesday they could take the rest of the week off. Young strapping guys with delightful accents, they were tapping half the office girls along the street. Never did find out whey they quit or what happened to them. I sure remember those pastys though.
In Lancaster there is an old black barber. He’s a bit rough in his cuts, and occasionally a drop of blood will spill… but damn, you look good when he is done.
One day I was in his chair, talking as men do, and I see people coming and going through the back door in the shop. I asked him what was up… and he told me he was selling ribs, chicken, and greens from the shed out back… a couple buddies were watching that operation for him.
You can bet, as soon as he was done with me I hot footed it out back to check out the doings. The rigs were clean, the work surfaces spotless, and the shed was falling down. Two men were swapping turns mopping the meat and turning the chicken.
Yes, I bought a big carton to go, with lots of greens too. It made a dinner so good it almost brought tears.
It was the last time for that, as a city inspector came around and shut him down the next day. Some neighbor business had complained.
I lost yet another piece of faith in humanity when I heard that.
Sometme the most unlikely of places will yeild a most delightful meal.
My neighbor is working on the steel drum idea. Not sure where he is going with it, but he does seem to have a plan.
Sometimes, all it really takes is the courage to make The Leap.
I’m jealous, because I’m not sure I am that brave, and at some point I might need to be. With the world/economy being the way it is, I’m not sure that folks of my generation(mid 30’s) are going to get to have a ‘traditional retirement’, so at some point it wouldn’t hurt to find something I love, like cooking, and make it WORK.
Yep, saw the same things done in the oil field… Now I’m HUNGRY!
Best damn breakfast borritos was in the parking lot of an auto body shop.
Wonder if it’s still going?
In 1980, when I was working the night shift as a janitor at the Red Owl Grocery in MPLS, we would head to the tavern next door at 10 PM for our break- a few cold Special Exports. Without fail, “The King of Wings” would walk in- a black guy with a silver lame suit, and one of those hot boxes like the ball park hot dog guys carry. He drove a silver Eldo, as I recall. He’d sell you a small foil pack of 3 or 4 chicken wings, perfectly done, for a buck or two. Cheap, but good eats, with the North Stars on the TV and a 10 ounce draft. A bit of heaven, til the bossman rousted us out back to waxing floors.